You love my feet - and you would do anything to be allowed to get close to them. ANYTHING - including licking the dirt off them! Look how dusty and dirty my feet are - I've been walking around outside barefoot just for you. You will use your tongue to clean the filth from my feet - here, let me spit on them for you so you don't get a dry mouth....oh, and you're also going to lick up your own mess to help the dust go down, too...