I’m so glad you agreed to go on this blind date with me... I mean, I knew you would, I’m “a ten” and your a five at best...

See, here’s the thing... you look like a weak little guy... I figured if everything works out I’ll take you back to my place... record you turning into my humiliated little gooner... and throw garbage on you. MmmmHmmm that’s right, my actual garbage, Are you in?

I’ll tell ya what, this restaurant isn’t very busy... how bout you hop under the table and start staring at my legs... yes you can definitely hump them... I’ll try and masturbate and record yo... Show more