Just like any monumental celebration, you'll end up caving and gooning your brainless little mind to me. Indulging in porn, becoming weaker, deepening the obsession and on this special night, you'll spend the last couple of hours of the year with me, turning you dumber and dumber, making you edge, keeping you on your feet until the next year hits and nothing will change, just get more horny and weak. Celebrate NYE right and goon.