You hope this sumer would be different. You thought you could, at least, find a date, just one. It would have been enough, but it won't happen.
The truth is you are still sexless and no girl, no woman, will dare to date you.
The only solution you have left is jerking off to your loser porn in order to distract yourself from being a pussyless loser.
No attention for you this season, so here is a task: stroke it to my instructions then enjoy your self-facial meal by tasting it. No waste!