I need you to run some errands for me and drop off some packages at my girlfriend’s apartment... and I can’t have you looking like a random dude. To serve me I gotta make you look less threatening... like a wimp or metrosexual or whatever. I don’t want anyone thinking you’d hurt a fly or be a creeper that’s delivering stuff to my hot girlfriends to get a chance with them. I gotta make you look a bit more pretty so that they either don’t even notice you ... in fact, I want them to Think of you as a walking joke of a man. Either way, you’re not to make eye contact with my friends... the bigge... Show more