I’m sure old friends and coworkers have all been wondering what ever happened to you. All they know is that you were applying to be my personal assistant and then you disappeared. Poor you, hahahaha.

You had no idea this was a 24/7 slave position... and now it’s too late... I mean once my step-daddy’s firm approves your application... the only way out is thru a wood chipper. And besides, by now, you’re madly in love with me.

After I shave you a bald spot, my salon girls will dye the rest of your hair orange! I want you to have that Bozo look!

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