Binging on my clips, worshiping, jerking and paying is sooo much better than sex. It's much more rewarding, and your life is all the better for it. You can't stop fantasizing, and the addiction to me grows with each clip you watch. You wouldn't even be able to have sex without thinking of me and the power I hold over you. Wouldn't it be so embarrassing if you accidentally said my name out loud? I think it's best you just forget sex altogether. It's not like you're really missing anything.