*From a custom, name Tom used throughout* Not only are you a 37 year old loser virgin, but you're a NEVER BEEN KISSED virgin! How fucking pathetic and sad. I would say that I feel sorry for you, but this is just the pathetic life of a lonely loser. Humiliating you, Tom, is truly so fucking easy. You have a plethora of insecurities for me to choose from. Stroke for me while I out you, and lucky for you... I'll even let you eat your gross load. No wonder you're forever alone!