I'm going out with My man for dinner and drinks while you're lonely and jerking off on V-Day. This is totally normal. This always happens, every year. But you're craving companionship more than ever, huh? Well, I'll tell you what... You can have a special date this year, I'll even let you call her your "girlfriend." ... Your pillow, LOL! Grab a pillow, and start humping. I want you to fuck "her" so hard and cum while I watch and humiliate you... Fuck, you really are forever alone, huh?