My birthday is right around the corner. April 8th! And it is the best day of the whole year. Because it is all about me! This year, I want you to go fucking crazy for me. I want you to spoil me fucking rotten. My wishlist should be cleared, huge cash tributes, life-changing clip binges. I want to be spoiled like never before. This is your reminder to get ready. If you don't spoil me, I will drop your ass and find someone who will.