I just came home to find you, my step-son, going through all the Christmas presents under the tree. I can’t believe you were doing that at your age but I must take an appropriate measure to make sure this doesn’t happen again.

I will have to punish you and in a quick and efficient way because I still have to make dinner and it's getting late. You immediately thought I was going to take away your phone but you can keep that along with your Playstation and tv.

I have other plans for you and they involve you getting on your knees and sticking your stupid nose right into my as... Show more