I come home and notice there's a cookie on my desk. Unwrapped and everything. Weird. I ask my step-sister, Samantha, if she placed the cookie there but she sounds confused and says she definitely did not. Whatever.

I go back to my room where the cookie is and... someone's talking?! Yelling?! It's coming from the cookie?! WHAT?! I'm so confused yet intrigued so I get closer to it and start inspecting it. That's when I realize that it's YOU - my best friend! You turned into a cookie!!!

I'm surprised and amused at the same time, I poke you with my skinny fingers and ask if I ...

I come home and notice there's a cookie on my desk. Unwrapped and everything. Weird. I ask my step-sister, Samantha, if she placed the cookie there but she sounds confused and says she definitely did not. Whatever.

I go back to my room where the cookie is and... someone's talking?! Yelling?! It's coming from the cookie?! WHAT?! I'm so confused yet intrigued so I get closer to it and start inspecting it. That's when I realize that it's YOU - my best friend! You turned into a cookie!!!

I'm surprised and amused at the same time, I poke you with my skinny fingers and ask if I can smell you as I giggle - this is so funny! You agree and I realize that you really do smell like chocolate! I ask if I can pick you up but you're so fragile you start melting as soon as I do so I put you back down.

As time goes on, I start getting more and more excited and impatient... I really love cookies and chocolate and you suddenly start looking so... delicious. I ask if I can lick you and promise to put you back down, just one quick lick!

But no matter what I do, it's never enough and before you know it I ask if I can bite you, just to see if you have a filling. You say no. You seem scared and upset and are trying to make me back off but I'm not having it. I don't take no for an answer.

You know I'm gonna bite you, eat you, and destroy you and you're terrified because you know that you don't have a choice.