So, my man just came home with some groceries and we were thinking about what to make for dinner when he pulled out a bag of these small fat chorizos. They instantly reminded me of you and I told him I just *HAD* to steal one for a video.

So here I am, with this tiny chorizo in my hands and I really wanna show you why it reminded me of you. This thing is fat, small, ugly, and pale, just like your pathetic little dick. The only difference is that this chorizos actually tastes good once it's fried, so it does have a purpose.

Watch me compare this tiny chorizo with my hands, ... Show more