I'm interviewing with you for a position at your diner, and you're already not impressed. I've shown up in work out attire, which I quickly pull down parts of to expose my large bloated stomach. I also keep cutting off my responses to your questions, due to the very load gurgling in my stomach. I tell you I think it's what I had for lunch fighting with my digestive system. I try and continue but the noise gets louder, and my belly begins to thrash. It's almost as if there's something alive in there. I ask if you have soda, as I say it always seems to calm my belly down. However I chug it qu... Show more