Hi there! I'm so glad that you are here with me... I have a secret for you! But I won't tell it you now! Just listen to my voice, look into my eyes - and realize, that I am the woman you will never have! That's soo frustrating, isn't it!? But I will tell you things you have to do for me! And you have to send me LOT of cash! Some very big, juicy checks! But still you won't ever have me! But I will make lot of fun of you! :D And you cannot stop doing whatever I tell you, because you are such a pathetic loser, pay pig!