Ok, someone apparently doesn't know how to perform the most basic of tasks, like sweeping concrete in the garage, so he's gonna lick it off the soles of my patent leather Gianmarco boots!! Crawl around behind me dumbass, and whatever I step in is what you'll be licking. I also spit on the floor (and the tops of my boots) and make lil moron lick it. Bootlicking is a dirty job, but some loser has to do it.