Oh I know you’d like to date me, but lemme make this perfectly clear... I will hurt you... I will use the fuck outta you... I’ll be keeping you in chastity and fucking other people... you’ll never have another orgasm and I’ll eventually have you castrated just for my amusement.

I’ll be in charge of your credit cards too... and beat you for not paying them down, publicity, right in the store... so ya better make sure you’re a good little boyfriend and make sure there’s room on there for what I wanna buy... especially expensive shoes.

The answer will always be no... you’ll b... Show more