Just when you were starting to patch things up with your wife...just when she thought I was gone, you fucked up. Remember a few weeks ago when we had that quickie in your marital bed? Well...when I told you I was on the pill, I didn't REALLY lie; I was on the pill a few months ago. I'm late, yes I'm late and I took a test this morning. 2 Lines. I'm pregnant. Now what are you going to do? You're either going to call your wife right now, or I am going to march to your house with the positive test! There is ONE way that you could get out of this... and it includes a very large sum of HUSH MONEY. ...

Just when you were starting to patch things up with your wife...just when she thought I was gone, you fucked up. Remember a few weeks ago when we had that quickie in your marital bed? Well...when I told you I was on the pill, I didn't REALLY lie; I was on the pill a few months ago. I'm late, yes I'm late and I took a test this morning. 2 Lines. I'm pregnant. Now what are you going to do? You're either going to call your wife right now, or I am going to march to your house with the positive test! There is ONE way that you could get out of this... and it includes a very large sum of HUSH MONEY. Are you going to blackmail yourself to save your marriage? Or are you going to man up and tell your wife that not only did you cheat, you had sex with me with no condom, and CAME in me and got me PREGNANT?! Either way, your marriage is over, loser. Game over.