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Confused? You should be. Get your world clarified with my brand new Pussyfree Lifestyle Guide, designed to give you what you've been lacking your whole life!
What if I told you that there was a way for you to be more attractive? A way to make girls notice you? To get over sexual frustration from never getting laid?
Pledge yourself to the Pussyfree Lifestyle even if by some cosmic accident you lost your virginity. You'll be revirginized after a while. This is the only way to get attention from the unattainable Goddess you're constantly lusting for. It doesn't matter how unattractive you are, or how useless your dick is - every girl needs some human ATM once in a while!