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You thought these skills were internet myths and legends birthed by the collective moans and groans of greased up pumpjunkies.
This is your gateway to unlocking jerk-off abilities some might call unreal.
If you're familiar with edging and ready to take the plunge into the next level of pornosexuality, loop this file!
This jerk-off instruction session has built-in NLP suggestions, as is designed to be looped from 5 rounds up, in preparation for higher difficulty levels of goonerbation, bitch!
Looping without touching yourself may lead to spontaneous hands-free orgasms.
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