You sent me your dick pic and you thought it was great. The reality is though that I hate your cock and...I hate you.

With my wonderfully descriptive verbal humiliation and SPH (small penis humiliation), I'm going to not only tell you exactly what I think about that crime against humanity you have in your pants but what to do with it as well.

I will never like you or your peen and let's be real - nor will any woman. So the advice I have for you in this clip is priceless as it is the only way you'll ever make yourself worth any kind of notice with the pity party that's goin... Show more