Your wife deserves my thanks for keeping you the sexless, pathetic, jerkaholic that you are. It's quite hilarious really that the silly dear is in effect doing half my work for me!

Sure she's ungrateful, thankless, complains at everything you do even when you're doing your best and then you come crawling your way to me and I do the same thing but...the difference is...not only am I incredibly hot (and she's not) but my intellect in itself turns you on like nothing you've ever felt before. It's like I'm in your head and know EXACTLY every button to push to make butterflies flutter i... Show more