Oh! I didn't see you there. When did you get home and sneak up behind me?! I'm just about done with your home, and I'll be out of your way. Unless...of course...you want me to stay. You want to talk with me? What is it?

I see...your wife/the "Misses" of the household wants you to fire me. She doesn't feel comfortable with me around. Could it be because you're a little foot bitch, and you can't get enough of my feet?! I'm not going anywhere. In fact, you're about to become MY maid.

My phone is ringing. Who could that be?! Oh look...it's your wife. Your busy drooling all ove... Show more