I want to find out who is the BIGGEST LOSER around here! So I have started to ask myself:
How do you measure that?
I thought about the most degrading position in Life... of course, the smallest dick comes to mind... the oldest virgin maybe... But that's all a bit vague.
But there is a criteria most suitable for what I am looking for: Money Spend on Loserporn!

That has teeth and I am expecting proof! You will send me screenshots of your Loser-Porn-Spendings! The biggest Loser will be rewarded!