Are you PROUD to be a depraved, helpless little goon slut pumping your goon stick ANY chance you get? Do you ACHE to prove to Me just HOW much of an addicted hand-humping pornosexual you are? In real life, you feel like a failure more often than not...but when you're lost in a gooning frenzy for Me, you're a GOOD little gooner! And that's all that really matters! So I have the PERFECT PLAN for you to SHOW ME just HOW dedicated you are to gooning, to show Me just HOW deep you're stuck in your addict ways!