You don't actually think you DESERVE orgasm, do you? You cannot possibly believe that. Look at yourself! You are a fucking loser. Losers are NEVER rewarded. Let's think of all of the reasons why you should be allowed to cum. Now let's think of all of the reasons why you SHOULDN'T be allowed to cum. There are a LOT more reasons why you should never be allowed to cum.

Big shock! I'll tell you all of the reasons why you should never be allowed to cum. You know you can't argue them, they are all true!