Your gf is resting peacefully next to you, but you are wide awake with a dick that just won't cooperate. Why don't you wake her up to fuck? Oh yeah, you can't... she's not the reason you're hard. I am. Nothing would hit the spot quite like my jerk off instructions, but that's boring. You can't even make it two minutes without blowing your load to my perfect body! I say we do something different tonight... something you've never done before. It can be our little secret. You interested? I thought so.