Brrraaaaapppp.... You know, I‘m just trying to play a game on my old iPad but I have a chronic case of flatulence that’s making it hard to concentrate! While you wait patiently for me to finish my game so we can go out you also have to put up with me letting out loud blasts of air from my backside every few minutes and you never know when it’s going to happen next! I’m I’m honest I’m not particularly happy to have an audience for my humiliating gas, hurrying me up, so don’t be surprised if I’m a bit stern and pissed at you throughout! Just give me a few more minutes to finish my game - and ...

Brrraaaaapppp.... You know, I‘m just trying to play a game on my old iPad but I have a chronic case of flatulence that’s making it hard to concentrate! While you wait patiently for me to finish my game so we can go out you also have to put up with me letting out loud blasts of air from my backside every few minutes and you never know when it’s going to happen next! I’m I’m honest I’m not particularly happy to have an audience for my humiliating gas, hurrying me up, so don’t be surprised if I’m a bit stern and pissed at you throughout! Just give me a few more minutes to finish my game - and deflate my bloated belly a little!