I came to work sick and you, as my boss, called me in for an interview. I walk into your office and pretend everything is fine but I start sneezing. I make up lies that it's from allergies, but I can't deceive you. You know I'm sick and you tell me it's not right for me to come to work like that, but I have to work to pay for my apartment and I can't afford a day off. Maybe I should learn manners to put my hand over my mouth when I sneeze instead of splattering your entire table and you with my saliva when I sneezed!