You cute little scouts in your uniforms wandering through the neighborhood selling popcorn are just too much for me to handle. I see you coming to my door and wait patiently. When I open the door I notice how cold it is and suggest you come in to get warm while I get the money together to buy everything you've got. Too bad you didn't realize I wanted you and your friends more than the popcorn. I gobble you up fairly quickly and laugh about how you're already getting digested then go to the couch to take a nap. Stomach gurgling and churning the whole time. Ooo you guys do make me gassy. When... Show more