By special request, this clip is all about me doing housework in my slutty white patent leather shoes. If you remember when women did their chores in heels, this will take you back. (I'm sixty years old now, so this came really natural to me.) Watch me in the kitchen, cooking for my boyfriend, with all the clattering noises women make at the stove. See my lean, shredded legs and veiny extremities as I pace back and forth, go to the refrigerator and back again. You'll find yourself waiting on the edge of your seat for me to move again so you can watch all the muscles in my legs move! I couldn't...

By special request, this clip is all about me doing housework in my slutty white patent leather shoes. If you remember when women did their chores in heels, this will take you back. (I'm sixty years old now, so this came really natural to me.) Watch me in the kitchen, cooking for my boyfriend, with all the clattering noises women make at the stove. See my lean, shredded legs and veiny extremities as I pace back and forth, go to the refrigerator and back again. You'll find yourself waiting on the edge of your seat for me to move again so you can watch all the muscles in my legs move! I couldn't resist teasing you with a very brief glimpse of me playing with my shoe, as you will see. By the way, I'm wearing very short shorts. I thought you'd like to know. It makes me look even sluttier, as you shall see. When I move into the bright light by the back door, my muscles look even musclier. This you shall also see. Then it's dinnertime, and I have to scurry back to the stove, but when we're through eating, it's back to the good light for some pure close-up calf muscle flexing. I know that's what you've been wishing for, and I don't disappoint. I daresay you've never seen definition in calves like I have. Then as a finale for this housework clip, it's six solid minutes of me sucking...er, vacuuming my house! In order to make it easier on my feet—which were me by then—I slipped on some little white anklets. (I hope you don't mind!) As the clip fades to black, you see me sucking away in my slutty shoes with little white anklets, the bright light pouring in through the back door, my muscley calves being muscley, and my veiny legs being veiny. I'm old enough to be your step-mommy, or your auntie, and for some of you, your granny. And you like that, I just know you do.