My birthday, and really the whole month of July, is such a convenient excuse to take your money. You know exactly what I mean. It's so much easier to justify your frivolous spending on me when it's "for my birthday". That's right, I know exactly how your cock overrides your brain and I just love to greedily take advantage. You know you were going to spend on me anyway. If I weren't away on vacation right now, I'd be draining you on k.ik, or over the phone, or making new clips to make your cock hard and your mind soft. Buy this, and in doing so, fund part of my birthday excursion. Spoil your...

My birthday, and really the whole month of July, is such a convenient excuse to take your money. You know exactly what I mean. It's so much easier to justify your frivolous spending on me when it's "for my birthday". That's right, I know exactly how your cock overrides your brain and I just love to greedily take advantage. You know you were going to spend on me anyway. If I weren't away on vacation right now, I'd be draining you on k.ik, or over the phone, or making new clips to make your cock hard and your mind soft. Buy this, and in doing so, fund part of my birthday excursion. Spoil your Goddess with a carefree vacation to say thank you for all the times I've given you one in the comfort of your own home ;)

Buy this $25 clip to cover birthday weekend expenses like drinks, snacks, bowling, mini golf, breakfast...The clip contents of the 'baller' version are exactly the same FYI.