I'm sure you know what day it is now?
Did you think you were going to get something special?
Did you think you were going to give me something special? I think you're vastly over estimating your talents!
The only special I want is your wallet, today you're going to pay for my Cake and Cunnlingus Day date, with an absolute expert in her field!
What did you think I was going to let your gross, helicopter tongue anywhere near me? Get real! The only pleasure you can give me is payment!

I'm sure you know what day it is now?
Did you think you were going to get something special?
Did you think you were going to give me something special? I think you're vastly over estimating your talents!
The only special I want is your wallet, today you're going to pay for my Cake and Cunnlingus Day date, with an absolute expert in her field!
What did you think I was going to let your gross, helicopter tongue anywhere near me? Get real! The only pleasure you can give me is payment!