I'm sure you know what day it is now?
Did you think you were going to get something special?
Did you think you were going to give me something special? I think you're vastly over estimating your talents!
The only special I want is your wallet, today you're going to pay for my Cake and Cunnlingus Day date, with an absolute expert in her field!
What did you think I was going to let your gross, helicopter tongue anywhere near me? Get real! The only pleasure you can give me is payment!