I had one of those workouts today that actually cleared my sinuses out. I tried keeping my snot in, but I just couldn't. It was like, sweat snot. So when I was done working out it was time to clear my sinuses the right way. People in the gym classes would stop and stare, giving me dirty looks if I were to honk and blow my nose the way I do. Working out gets rid of toxins through sweat, but I think my workouts get rid of toxins through my snot! Blowing actually gives me an ab workout!

Every morning I'm congested and have to clear my nose out. The congestion feels like it's all the...

I had one of those workouts today that actually cleared my sinuses out. I tried keeping my snot in, but I just couldn't. It was like, sweat snot. So when I was done working out it was time to clear my sinuses the right way. People in the gym classes would stop and stare, giving me dirty looks if I were to honk and blow my nose the way I do. Working out gets rid of toxins through sweat, but I think my workouts get rid of toxins through my snot! Blowing actually gives me an ab workout!

Every morning I'm congested and have to clear my nose out. The congestion feels like it's all the way up in my forehead, so I have to really blow hard. The honking is so loud it echoes in my bedroom. Good thing I don't have roommates that would get woken up by my honking every morning. I like the vibrations of blowing my nose, even through to my fingers. And the fluttering of my nostrils tickles. I've finally invested in more durable tissues as well, since regular tissues couldn't handle the of my blowing power! Such a great way to wake up, by cleansing my nostrils!

Sneezing is so fulfilling! Did you know that a sneeze feeling comes from the same area of your brain as an orgasm does? I love when my nose fills up with snot from multiple sneezes. I can hear the bubbling of it inside my nose. That's when I know I'm going to get a satisfying nose blow with a lot of snot. Where does all this snot come from actually? After multiple sneezes I let the snot drain out and run down and out of my nose. I still don't blow my nose until another satisfying sneeze. I make sure to clean all my snot out by blowing over and over. I sound like a honking goose!