I come home from a night out dancing, and you couldn't even pretend to be resting, could you? You're waiting there at my feet. That is so pathetic. But you knew I'd been out dancing, and that my feet had been encased in my heels, sweaty, cheesy and slimy. My foot fungus is in full effect. I could feel it growing in my heels all night. And you know how fungus loves to grow in dark, moist places. The funk is so bad, the smell was filling up the entire club. I peel off my heels, struggling to get them off my sweaty feet. You've been waiting to smell this disgusting funk. My feet are so infect...

I come home from a night out dancing, and you couldn't even pretend to be resting, could you? You're waiting there at my feet. That is so pathetic. But you knew I'd been out dancing, and that my feet had been encased in my heels, sweaty, cheesy and slimy. My foot fungus is in full effect. I could feel it growing in my heels all night. And you know how fungus loves to grow in dark, moist places. The funk is so bad, the smell was filling up the entire club. I peel off my heels, struggling to get them off my sweaty feet. You've been waiting to smell this disgusting funk. My feet are so infected with athlete's foot. They itch and burn like crazy. Just look how raw my toes are. Look how they are peeling in between each toe. Go ahead, smell my disgusting fungus filled feet. Stick your nose right up to them. I know you love it! Tell me, what does it smell like? Go on, I know you've been waiting to lick the toe cheese from in between my toes and the sweat from my soles. I'm going to smear my nasty toe cheese and athletes foot all over your face. I've always known you loved my smelly feet, but I figured you'd draw the line when you knew they were contagious. The thought of you filling up your mouth with my fungus feet makes me gag. I'll never be able to wear these heels again. I bet you'd love to smother your face in them. Your nasty dirty mouth can't get enough of my nasty infected feet. I stick my whole foot right in your mouth, because I know that's what you want. You'll never be able to eat cheese again without thinking about my nasty, dirty, funky, smelly, infected fungus filled feet. The fact that you like that, makes you even more disgusting.