I've been blowing my snotty nose all day! And this tissue ain't worth dookie! With each blow I swear the vibrations are tearing the tissue to pieces! You can even see it flying apart with every blow! It kind of tickles, actually. A hard, solid blow gives me a sense of euphoria. I can feel the vibrations all the way to the back of my head. My neighbors can definitely hear me honking my nose all day. The must think I have a goose! I would love to record the reactions from people when I blow my nose out in public. My nose just naturally honks when I blow my nose. But I don't care! It sounds l...

I've been blowing my snotty nose all day! And this tissue ain't worth dookie! With each blow I swear the vibrations are tearing the tissue to pieces! You can even see it flying apart with every blow! It kind of tickles, actually. A hard, solid blow gives me a sense of euphoria. I can feel the vibrations all the way to the back of my head. My neighbors can definitely hear me honking my nose all day. The must think I have a goose! I would love to record the reactions from people when I blow my nose out in public. My nose just naturally honks when I blow my nose. But I don't care! It sounds like a trumpet! I love it! I feel very accomplished with the sound that comes from my nose. I would gladly challenge anyone in a nose blowing decibel contest. Nobody can blow their nose with more bass and vibration than I can! My fluttering nostrils bring about a sneeze that literally just blew my nose open! The cold air is intense. Before getting up I inspect how much tissue my nose has honked apart!