I sit and read my book while nervously bouncing my big legs. My inner thighs jiggle as my tucked feet expose my beautiful knees. My bulging calves bounce swing back and forth. I take a few looks up from my book and look you quickly in the eyes. I cross my legs and continue bouncing on one leg, ignoring you. Eventually I turn to tapping my toes. Slow hard taps, then quicker taps. I look at you briefly, catching you again watching me. I extend my athletic legs before crossing them again, continuing to bouncing them nervously and toe tapping.