Ahhh Valentine's Day. Another made-up holiday designed with one purpose and one purpose only. You know what that one purpose is, right? Why it's so that losers like you have to spoil Princesses like Me DOUBLE the amount you usually do! Yeah I mean, I'm a spoiled Princess 365 days out of the year, but on Valentine's Day you are obligated to spoil Me even more! Isn't tributing Me and buying Me gifts better than any date you could ever have anyway? Of course it is! Paying Me gets you sooo excited--this is just the best Valentine's Day you could ever ask for!