Hi, yeah I just wanted to borrow some sugar? I was told you have sugar, and I need some. Fuck this. I can't be bothered with pretence - I was told you have a small dick. Is that true? Never mind telling me, show me. Drop your trousers right now and show me your tiny dick.

You see when my girlfriends told me I just *had* to come over here, and I'm not leaving until you show me. So show me. I’m bored, and I need a good laugh today.

Fine. I’m coming in, and you can show me inside the house, but if you don't these pictures I'm taking will find their way to your wife. If you do... Show more