I try to take a dump, but I'm really constipated and nothing comes out. I don't feel like spending all day on the toilet, so I blow my nose several times and try to finish up quickly. I feel like I have to go number two still, so I grunt and strain with all my might. Finally, a little tiny bit comes out after I struggle some more. I finish up, wipe, and flush the toilet. I hate being constipated!