Eating a big meal at McDonald's was NOT a good idea today! I have to take a very long dump afterwards, and it's a huge pain in the ass (literally LOL) getting it out! I go in the ladies' bathroom to pee and then to go number two and you can see the pain in my face as I grunt, push, and struggle to get it out. A little comes out after some loud farting, but then I'm constipated and sitting on the toilet, sweating and grunting for a while. I blow my nose and get frustrated as it just will not pass. Finally a little comes out after much effort and a few more loud farts. I wipe, flush the toile... Show more