It's the first thing in the morning and I'm hungover and my stomach is a little upset from the greasy tacos and burritos I ate after going to the bars last night. Too lazy to even put a shirt on, I go to the toilet to take my morning dump clad only in my sweatpants and socks. I let some very loud greasy farts rip and it's a good thing that you're not in my bathroom with me because it stinks to high heaven LOL. I pee, let some more really loud raunchy farts rip, finish going number two, and wipe and flush the toilet. Times like this, I'm glad I'm alone LOL.