I coax you gently, encouraging you to climb my long toes and embrace my warm soles. Little do you know that I have a plan for you. I scoop you up before you have a chance to get away. I divulge my dark secret: I pretended to be sweet to lure you in so I could capture you and use you as my toy. I do exactly that before saving you for later. I stick you in my hiking boot. It’ll be your new home for now...